My Father’s Garden: Wood by R J Dent

 

Pile of wooden logs

1: Woodpile

 

Behind the shed was the woodpile.

My father used to put any pieces of wood that ‘might be useful’ (which was every piece of wood he came in to contact with) on the woodpile. At the back, leaning against the shed wall were all sorts of doors: three interior doors, a front door, several kitchen cupboard doors, even a loft hatch cover. There were planks and floorboards at the bottom of the pile; stakes, posts and battens in the middle, and small pieces of dowelling and blocks and off-cuts on the top. There was also a plastic bag half full of wood chips and sawdust.

There had always been a woodpile. I never knew of a time, era or decade when there wasn’t a woodpile.

Very occasionally, my father would take a piece of wood from the woodpile and use it for some project he was working on.

When that happened, whoever noticed the diminished woodpile would notify everyone else.

– The woodpile’s gone down a bit.

– Has it?

– Yes.

– Oh.

Sometimes curiosity would get the better of someone.

– What’s gone?

– A broom handle.

– Oh.

– I wonder what he’s making.

– A broom?

– Nah. Too complex.

– No he’s not.

– True.

 

2: Ladder

 

My father’s ladder was probably the unsafest ladder in existence. Read more…

My Father’s Garden: Wood

by R J Dent

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One Response to “My Father’s Garden: Wood by R J Dent”

  1. Alison Blackwell Says:

    What a truly funny story. The way you’ve described the relationship between the brothers (and between the mother and father) is priceless! This story is wonderful. I laughed a lot.

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